December 2011
pictures of cats staring wistfully into the...
dorothy-cotton:
twomoreweeks:
“Name m’am?”
“Devin”
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
carolinedevera:
Sometimes I think I’m too complicated for anyone.
Not good enough: Dear God, →
love-faithfully:
Thank you for everything! Thank you for not giving up on me even there are times that I forget to remember you. Thank you for always being there, for not leaving me unlike people do. Thank you for believing in me in the things that I can do. Thank you for being the best father, best friend, …
I need to stop comparing myself to others
love-faithfully:
This year I want to be more of myself. I don’t want to stress over the smallest things about what other people think of me. I don’t want to waste another year holding myself down and losing so many opportunities in life just because I fail to believe in what I can do.
This is to the people,
love-faithfully:
Who said I was nothing. Who said I couldn’t make it. This is to the ones who tried to put me down and said I couldn’t do it. One day, when the right time comes, I’m going to smile that big smile of mine. And I’m going to be successful. I’m going to be happy. And that will be the day that I’ll prove you wrong.
How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Come take a shot, just you and me. Hold me close...
